I just did a search of "Crooked Hildebeest" after surviving the hurricane named after her, turning into nothing but a summer rainstorm when it landed in Southern California. I saw some amusing goods being sold on the web.
Perhaps you need a mouse pad for a desktop computer? This is the perfect pad for you! And look at that t-shirt above! There's a perfect accessory to go with it:
🔺🔺🔺🔺OH LOOK!🔺🔺🔺🔺 What a perfect thing: a ball cap to go with it! And it's a white hat, which means you're one of the good guys😄😄😄😄😄
Don't leave home without your get out of jail free card! Oh wait, that's a Crooked Hillary get out of jail card... don't get Clintoncided after using it!
And here's a play thing to top it all off: a Crooked Hildebeest bobblehead! Shake the head around and see if you can twist it around. WHY IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER THAN THE REAL CROOKED HILDEBEEST!
Oh well, it was fun, delivering a few swipes at the infamous evil Crooked Hildebeest Clinton. Until next time, America!
